Click on the link to Smoking Gun and read the whole thing. It’s spectacular.
127. R. Kelly concentrated his time on a simulated sex skit involving a “ménage a trois” inside a cage. R. Kelly also rehearsed a skit involving simulated text messaging with a female audience member. That skit concerned the audience member’s age, inappropriately prompting reminders of R. Kelly’s criminal matter involving an underage girl.
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143. [After leaving the stage in a rage], R. Kelly returned to the stage, bowed to the audience, changed his outfit, hopped onto a waiting “People Mover,” and left the venue before the concert was completed. The entire incident appeared on video screens in the arena. R. Kelly then went to a local McDonald’s where he began serving food to patrons through the drive-thru. The concert’s grand finale could not be performed in his absence.
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145. On October 29, 2004 Jay-Z and R. Kelly appeared at the Garden for the first of three scheduled concerts. However, that evening became R. Kelly’s final curtain call. Stating that he observed two men at separate times brandishing firearms, R. Kelly announced to the audience that he could not continue his performance. He threw his mike to the ground and exited the stage while crying hysterically.
“R. Kelly then went to a local McDonald’s where he began serving food to patrons through the drive-thru.”
New favorite sentence.
Hilarious. We love love love R. Kelly (and Jay-Z! forever, no matter what), but damn what a creep.
-Mel
